From the mouths of babes

Two and a half year old to me: "Where's Mr. Eddie?"

Mother of two and a half year old & me: "Who? Mr. Terry?"

Two and a half year old: "Yeah. Mr. Terry."

Me: "I think he's probably at his house."

Two and a half year old: "Yeah, he's your man. For ALL the time."

Mother: "Hahahahahahahahahaha. If you want salt poured in your wounds, just come to our house."

Nothing like having a toddler remind you of your failed relationship and how Mr. Terry actually isn't your man for ALL the time anymore!!